Quote of the days: 1/20/2010, 1/21/2010 (respectively)

Fry: Is there a human doctor I can see?
Zoidberg: Young lady, I am a qualified professional. Now open your mouth and say "Mzduysryworp"
Fry: "Mnmnfpportef"
Zoidberg: What!? My mother was a saint! Get out! 


Kif: [reading to Amy from Zapp's book of Pickup lines] I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.

Bender's Top Ten: Futurama Characters

10: Lrrr
9: Morbo
8: Kif
7: Calculon
6: Fry
5: Zapp 
4: The Professor
3: Zoidberg
2: Bender
1: HYPNOTOAD

Quote of the day: 1/19/2010

Amy: Is that your camouflage reflex, or are you just happy to see me? 

Quote of the day: 1/18/2010

Fry: Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.

Quote of the days: 1/16/2010, 1/17/2010 (respectively)

Bender: Compare your life to mine and go commit suicide!


Giant Brain: Now I am leaving earth for no raisin

Quote of the days: 1/14/2010, 1/15/2010 (respectively)

Porno-dealing Lizard: I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.

Everyone else: Eew!

Porno-dealing Lizard: Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?

Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh screw the whole thing!

Quote of the day: 1/13/2010

Bender: Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.