Porno-dealing Lizard: I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.
Everyone else: Eew!
Porno-dealing Lizard: Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?
Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh screw the whole thing!
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