Quote of the days: 1/20/2010, 1/21/2010 (respectively)

Fry: Is there a human doctor I can see?
Zoidberg: Young lady, I am a qualified professional. Now open your mouth and say "Mzduysryworp"
Fry: "Mnmnfpportef"
Zoidberg: What!? My mother was a saint! Get out! 


Kif: [reading to Amy from Zapp's book of Pickup lines] I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.

Bender's Top Ten: Futurama Characters

10: Lrrr
9: Morbo
8: Kif
7: Calculon
6: Fry
5: Zapp 
4: The Professor
3: Zoidberg
2: Bender
1: HYPNOTOAD

Quote of the day: 1/19/2010

Amy: Is that your camouflage reflex, or are you just happy to see me? 

Quote of the day: 1/18/2010

Fry: Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.

Quote of the days: 1/16/2010, 1/17/2010 (respectively)

Bender: Compare your life to mine and go commit suicide!


Giant Brain: Now I am leaving earth for no raisin

Quote of the days: 1/14/2010, 1/15/2010 (respectively)

Porno-dealing Lizard: I videotape every customer that comes in here, so that I may blackmail them later.

Everyone else: Eew!

Porno-dealing Lizard: Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?

Bender: Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh screw the whole thing!

Quote of the day: 1/13/2010

Bender: Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Quote of the day: 1/12/2010

Bender:  "Fry cracked corn and I don't care,
Leela cracked corn, I still don't care,
Bender cracked corn and he is great!
Take that you stupid corn!”

Quote of the day: 1/11/2010

Fry: Well, thanks to the internet I’m now bored with sex. Is there a place
on the web that panders to my lust for violence?
Bender: Is the space-pope reptilian?

Quote of the day: 1/10/2010

Fry: Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.

Quote of the day: 1/9/2010

Bender: You're watching Futurama, the show that doesn't condone the cool crime of robbery.

Quote of the day: 1/8/2010

Zapp: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing! Rock crushes scissors! But paper covers rock, and scissors cut paper! Kif, we have a connundrum. Search them for paper. And, er, bring me a rock.

Quote of the day: 1/7/2010

Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
Zapp Brannigan: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.

Quote of the day: 1/6/2010

Dr. Zoidberg: It's toe-tappingly tragic!

Quote of the day: 1/5/2010

Fry: You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.
Leela: That's the ONLY thing about being a slave.